Three days of hustle and bustle in Europe's biggest city.Mom and Dad's flight into Heathrow landed a half-hour early, which was fine by me, as it meant a half-hour less to wait before they emerged from the gates... or so I thought. It was well over an hour before I saw them, my neck sore from straining to see over the taller people in front of me.
After the initial greetings and exhalations of relief, we settled in to relax a bit with a coffee. They presented me with the dill pickle chips that Darryl had sent through. It had, after all, been nearly a year since I'd tasted this Canadian treat I had so taken for granted. We soon made our way, heavy bags in tow, to the train terminal to catch our ride into Central London.

Once at Paddington Station we had to catch the Tube to Euston Square. This was Mom and Dad's first ride on the Underground, and though it was short, it's not the most pleasant of journeys when hauling luggage. Of course we did have the option of taking the Tube all the way from Heathrow. I think they were happy that we took the train instead. A few blocks farther than anticpated walking, and we eventually reached our accommodation in Bloomsbury: St. Athan's Hotel.
We were too early to check in, so we left our luggage and popped to the
Brunswick for a nibble. While there, we stopped into the Waitrose. Dad expressed interest in seeing a grocery store and the prices. Of course, a Waitrose in Bloomsbury will hardly give an idea of the typical prices of things, but it was interesting for them nontheless. It was strange to me, to be in a random grocery store in London that I had
visited before. We grabbed some sandwiches and drinks and sat out in the central plaza with the pigeons and old-age pensioners.
Back at the hotel, we settled in. Dad had a short half-hour nap, and Mom unpacked, while I fired up the computer to see how good the Internet connection was. I was quite pleased with my choice of hotel. It's not easy to find reasonably priced accommodation in London that isn't a total dive (as we'd find out later).
Once we were up and around again, we sauntered around the Bloomsbury area, stopping in at Josie's ceramics shop to say hi. We hit the Tube again and headed for Covent Garden. I figured it was as good a place as any to start the tour of London. It was getting to be about 5:00pm by this time so many of the shops were starting to close, but there were hordes of people about as the restaurant life began to pick up. There were street performers in front of St. Paul's Church, one of which ended his show by juggling a running chainsaw under his leg. We also saw a string quintet playing in the lower ground floor of one of the open market buildings. Mom and Dad were holding up. I had to keep them going until nighttime, so the jet lag didn't get the best of them.
Since we were in the area, we swung by The Maple Leaf for some Canadian atmosphere. We were feeling a bit peckish, so we ordered ourselves some chili chips with Sleeman's and Moosehead. It was the first time I'd had a Moosehead in a while. By the time we emerged from the pub it was dark. We wandered around a bit, and then hit the Tube again, bound for Leicester Square. There was a hoarding fence up at the Odeon, so I knew there was a big premiere happening. It was for
Tropic Thunder, starring Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr., and Jack Black, all of whom were present. We didn't really see much though, save for a couple of limos and paparazzi.

I decided it was time to show Mom and Dad the famous Houses of Parliament and London Eye, so we got back onto the Tube (making our all-day passes well worth their price), and alighted at Westminster. They opted to see Big Ben (well the clock tower that people call Big Ben despite it actually being the bell that bears that name) from across the street. We came up across the street from Parliament, with the Millennium Wheel visible to the left. As we turned to the right, the well-lit Palace of Westminster came into view. We then headed across Westminster Bridge to get the full panorama.
We lingered about on the east bank for a bit, resting on a bench. I was amazed that Mom and Dad were still awake, though Dad did do a few head bobs while we were sat there. We crossed back over the bridge again and then headed down Whitehall, past Trafalgar Square and back to the Leicester Square Tube station, to make our way back to our hotel. I think I had put them through enough for one day.
The following morning we gathered in the dining room downstairs for our
Full English Breakfast, included in the price of our stay. This was to be a constant at nearly every accommodation. It gave us the fuel to keep going during the day without having to eat regularly.
We decided, after reading through the pamphlets provided by the hotel, that we might benefit from getting the two-day London Pass, which would allow us entry to dozens of attractions, without having to stand in a queue to buy tickets. As long as we visited enough attractions in the two days to pay the original price of the passes, it would be worth our while.
We first headed out to
St. Pancras Station to look around and catch the Tube. St. Pancras was recently re-opened after its refurbishment and is one of the grand Victorian stations of London. It was the largest train shed of its kind when it was first built in the early days of the railroad. We marvelled at the prices of Dom Perignon at the platform-side champagne bar and looked at the sculpture called
The Meeting Place by Paul Day. It was originally supposed to depict a couple kissing, but was deemed too risqué for the British public. Many Brits see the sculpture as being a bit bland as public art goes.

Back at Victoria Station we picked up our London Passes and then headed out to find Trafalgar Tours, where we would be gathering a week-and-a-half later to begin our four-day Taste of Britain tour. We found it and verified our reservation before heading off toward St. James's Park. I was hoping to stumble upon Westminster Cathedral, a little-known landmark, and a great piece of architecture. Unfortunately I was a bit turned around, and ended up at Westminster Chapel instead. We carried on into St. James's Park. Mom marvelled at the flowers, surprised at how lush they were so late in the year. The weather was nice and the sun was shining for the first time in what seemed months. I ensured Mom and Dad that this sunshine was not normal, though much of the same was forecast for the coming days. Talk about timing a holiday just right. Perhaps Zoom Airlines demise was just what we needed to ensure the sunshine would coincide with their visit.
We came out the other side of the park at
Clarence House, the home of Charles, Prince of Wales and his family of future monarchs. Mom and Dad posed with one of the stern-faced guards, who very rudely did not reply when they asked if they could have their photo taken with him. We continued up to Buckingham Palace, the Canada Gate, and the Canadian War Memorial. As has always been the case when I'm at Bucks House, the Queen was not in.
Walking through the side streets back toward Victoria Station, we stopped in at a pub to have a bit of lunch and sort out which attractions we were going to see that day. Some workers were jackhammering in the property next to the pub, which made for an amusing atmosphere. The owner was quite put off, and decided to ask the workers to stop. They did, for a short while, and then continued on again. The noise didn't put us off our food or our decisions about where to go. We figured we'd head east and make our way back toward the west.
As luck would have it, our walk back to the station brought us to
Westminster Cathedral after all. We entered the dark church to see that restoration work was being done on the interior. The entire ceiling was covered in scaffolding, which was itself an impressive sight. The black brick of the ceiling was barely visible through the breaks in piping, but the sense of the structure and dark atmosphere was still present.

We eventually made our way via the Underground to London Bridge. I had hoped to stop in at Borough Market to the west of the bridge, but our time was running out, and we had yet to use our passes, so we went east toward Tower Bridge. Our first stop was London City Hall, where I had anticipated getting to the roof deck to take in the great view there. Unfortunately there was a private function being prepared up there and we were turned away. Apparently Mayor
Boris Johnson was returning from Beijing and having a big do for the Para-Olympians. We headed across to Tower Bridge. I was becoming ever wary of the time, as I had hoped we could do Tower Bridge and the Tower of London before closing time. It was not looking feasible, so we took our time at Tower Bridge. We even got to see the bridge open up to let a tall ship through.
Our passes allowed us a trip on the City Cruise down the Thames, which would serve as both a scenic tour of the most central part of London, and a ride back to the West End. There was a beautiful evening glow descending, which gave a nice light to our cruise. We had a proper
cockney guide, telling us what we were seeing over the loudspeaker. The cruise took us from the Tower, with Tower Bridge forming the backdrop of our departure, under several bridges to the London Eye and docking at Westminster across from the Houses of Parliament, where we had come out of the Tube the evening before.
Since we were in Britain and everything closes at 6:00pm, we were running out of options for places to go on our London Passes. There was, however, the Chelsea Physic Garden, the oldest botanical garden in London, which was open until dusk. The sun seemed to go down around 7:00pm, so I figured we might just get there in time. We got off at Sloane Square and walked the fifteen or so minutes to the garden. Of course, when we arrived, it was locked tight. So we made our way back the way we came, resting for a time on a bench in front of the Army Museum. Even at that time of day, in a lesser populated area of London, Dad marvelled at how fast everybody moved. There didn't seem to be anybody who strolled at a leisurely pace.
That evening, we did get use of our London Passes, for a two-for-one meal at
wagamama. I had wanted to visit one of these for a long time, but had never taken the opportunity. The concept is nicked from the Japanese ramen bar concept. Mom and I ordered the same rice dish, while Dad ordered a ramen (a meat-based broth with noodles). What arrived in front of him was a massive wooden bowl and a ladle. There was enough broth, noodles and fish in the bowl to feed all three of us. I'm not going to lie; I dipped into it quite a bit myself. It did fill us up, and clear our sinuses. We walked back to the hotel a bit slower than we had walked to the restaurant.

Thursday started again with the Full English. We were hoping to get a fairly early start so we could get as much in on our passes as possible. The first stop was the one that we had skipped the day before: the
Tower of London. With the passes, naturally, we walked right into the gates, and noticed a tour was starting shortly. Before long a Beefeater with a Northeastern accent emerged and began barking his amusing spiel at the crowd, picking on the odd audience member for added entertainment value. He brought us into the first wardy and then the second, explaining the stories of the centuries along the way. We then proceeded into the centre of the compound, where stands the famed White Tower, built by William the Conqueror. We eventually ended the tour in the chapel where Anne Boleyn and Catherine Howard, two of Henry VIII's wives are entombed.
From there we were free to wander. Of course we didn't want to spend too long, as there was still much to see, and only a handful of hours left before everything was closed. We ventured into the White Tower and explored the exhibits there, which are mostly weapons and armour. Outside, on the way in to see the Crown Jewels, we spotted Moira Cameron, the first female
Beefeater. Ma and Pa posed for a photo. We proceeded in to see the Crown Jewels before departing the tower for St. Paul's Cathedral.
Inside Christopher Wren's great
cathedral, we awed at the massiveness of the dome and the intricacies of the stonework. This was the first time I had been this far into the building, as I had only ever been about halfway up the aisle on a previous visit. We sat down on some chairs beneath the dome, and I decided, it being a clear day outside, that I couldn't resist the opportunity to climb the five hundred plus steps up to the top of the dome. Mom and Dad were more than happy to wait where they were as I began my ascent.

The first stage is the Whispering Gallery. From there I waved before carrying onward to the Stone Gallery at the top of a tighter spiral staircase. Once there, I was outside, walking along the balustrade at the base of the dome. The view from here was great. I walked all along the outside, and then decided to carry on to the Golden Gallery, above the dome. This was a 'no-turning-back' decision, as there is one stairway up and another to come down. Luckily I was sandwiched in with a group of German students, who provided moral support. I thought if a bunch of kids can make this climb, so can I. I must say it was a terrifying climb. Rather than a nice enclosed staircase, one must climb open-nosed iron mesh steps. Looking down is not advisable to those who suffer vertigo. At the end of the steps there is a small room with a guard. In the floor is a small window that looks all the way down to the floor of the cathedral, some three hundred feet below. Mom and Dad were sitting there somewhere, but they were too small to discern. I went up the last flight of steps and was soon outside again, above the dome on a very tight walkway (not helped by the score of German students I was sandwiched amongst). The view was great, but I was happy to get back down to the floor, out of breath. Mom and Dad had spoken to a minister while I was away, who mistook them for Americans. They had all had a good laugh about it. We visited the crypt, the resting place of many famous Brits, including Lord Horation Nelson and William Blake, before stepping back out into the sunshine.
From there our plan was to go to Kensington Palace, once home to many monarchs, most recently that of the late Diana. We just made the last entry of the day, and picked up our audio guides. The place reminded me of the Palace of Versailles but on a less grandiose scale. I hadn't realised that Queen Victoria was born and lived there until she became queen. The tour also included an exhibit on the last of the debutantes in the 1950s: noble girls who would get dressed up and attend balls with well-to-do young men. They locked up after us, as we moved out into the gardens. We sauntered through the sunken garden at the back, being entertained by the squirrels and a small family of water fowl.
I was hoping to get to the London Eye as dusk was falling. I had ridden it before on a sunny day, and was looking forward to an evening flight. We made it there just in time, as the lights were beginning to appear across the city. We all enjoyed the great view, although we were a bit disappointed that the Houses of Parliament didn't light up until the end of the flight.

We hung around on the bank and relaxed a bit before heading over to Waterloo Station to grab a bite. This was to be our final evening in London before heading west to Bristol. It had been a very full three days, as three days in London tends to be. We had gotten our money's worth from the London Passes and had seen a lot. I was glad to have ticked off a few things from my 'to see' list as well.
The adventure continues west.
Cheers.